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The things that make us smile, frown and generally make life
interesting...
Our monthly quote(s) that made us smile
"Sex without love is an empty gesture. But as empty gestures
go, it is one of the best." Woody Allen
"If the British and the Americans had better taste, I
wouldn't have to destroy so much of my wine." A French winemaker,
who is the poster-boy for everything that is wrong with the French
wine industry.
Madness...at least it only happens once every four years
We have been reading with complete confusion about the "Football"
World Cup, aka "Soccer World Cup" (according to the
Yanks), "a good game with lousy rules" (offside rule
is nonsensical...just ask any FIFA ref) or "high school dating"
(people bump into each other and sweat a lot but they rarely score...just
like the matches). Some of the madness includes:
* 25,000 Hong
Kong people (likely not one athlete in the group given Hong Kong's
less than sporty attitude) sitting in an open area of a mall to
watch their former colonial ruler win its opener against a country
the name of which most Hong Kong people can't pronounce (we know
we can't),
* EURO30 per night hostels being built all over Germany to house
"hooligans" and "fans"...at that price, we
wonder if there is a difference,
* an upsurge in revenues for prostitutes in Germany, which is
much better than high school dating because EVERYONE scores, and
* stockmarkets in South America closing early or trading lightly
on game day so fans can gamble on a different type of game for
the day.
Madness...we wouldn't have it any other way
Go China...oops, they didn't qualify. 
Hmmmm....
We read with amazement about the 336 year old pig intestine condom
on display in an Austrian museum inclusive of the Latin user's
manual suggesting the little ditty be cleaned in warm milk to
avoid diseases. And here we thought condoms, with or without warm
milk AND definitely without alcohol, helped to avoid diseases.

The Stella
Awwards...gotta love the Yanks
We were, as we do every year to ensure a good laugh at our culture's
expense, reading the recently announced Stella Awards. Named after
the famous Stella who successfully sued Mickey D's Lounge after
spilling hot coffee on herself, the Stella Awards rank the most
frivolous, ridiculous and successful lawsuits in the USA. Of particular
interest is the fact we do not need to comment...these babies
speak for themselves...
5th Place
(tie): A lady in Texas was awarded US$80,000 by a jury after breaking
her ankle when tripping over her son who was running around in
a furniture store.
5th Place
(tie): A 19-year-old Los Angeles' man won US$74,000 and medical
expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a car from which
the teenager was trying to steal the hubcaps!!!
5th Place
(tie): A burglar in Pennsylvania was awarded USD500,000 for suffering
"undue mental anguish" after locking himself in a garage
of a home where the residents were away on holiday for eight days,
thus requiring him to live on a case of Pepsi and a bag of dog
food.
4th Place:
A genius in Arkansas pulled down US$14,500 and medical expenses
because the next door neighbor's dog bit his bum after he had
scaled the fence to shoot pellets at the little pooch.
3rd Place:
A Philadelphia restaurant had to fork out US$113,500 after a customer
broke her tailbone when slipping on soda she had just thrown at
her boyfriend with whom she was arguing.
2nd Place:
A nightclub reveler in Delaware made away with USD12,000 and dental
expenses when she knocked out her two front teeth falling from
a bathroom window to avoid paying the USD3.50 cover charge.
1st Place:
A lady in Oklahoma won USD1,750,000 and a new motor home when
she put her now destroyed RV on cruise control so she could go
to the kitchen to make a sandwich...the Owner's Manual failed
to mention this would be a problem.
A doggie-dog
world
We could not help but smile - knowingly - when reading about the
dog owner who was a chaperone to his lil pooch for a birthday
party...of another member of the "man's best friend"
club. We have three "kids" in Hong Kong and two in Thailand.
Butch, Spike and Gina, the Hong Kong "kids", are living
large with a domestic helper, baths two times per week, a nice
backyard in which to frolic, two square meals a day and no chores.
Popeye and Caesar, the Thailand "kids", are living larger
with two domestic helpers, baths three times per week, teeth brushed
twice a week, a very big yard in which to frolic, two square meals
a day and no chores. Yes, living large...but not inside the houses
as we have confirmed with leading theologians that God intended
houses for people, and backyards for doggies...so let it be written!!!
Free trade...be
serious
We recently read the free trade bits of wisdom handed down by
Pascal Lamy, director general of the World Trade Organization
to various questions posed by unknowing global citizens. "Bi-lateral
agreements", "investment rules" "labor standards",
"social dumping"...Free trade? C'mon, be serious. Fair
or managed trade, maybe. You want free trade...visit Shenzhen,
China, baby...and beware for that which you wish 
Mickey
D's loung long march to Americanize China
We read with fear and loathing about McDonald's plan to launch
a chain of drive-through fast-food outlets at 30,000 gas stations
of Sinopec, China's biggest gas station operator. Mickey D's Lounge,
more than any democracy-crazed journalist or human rights activist,
seems to be leading the charge to Americanize China...we wonder...
No guns,
please, we are Ameri...I mean Czechs!
We noticed with a certain sense of unease the no guns sign as
we were passing through the immigration desk at the Prague airport.
Here we thought only the Yanks had to be reminded of the issues
of carrying weapons...the NRA love of guns seems to be growing
like the cancer it is 
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